i'm just a bill
Back when God and Al Gore and Tim Berners-Lee got together and invented the Internet, all the creatures gathered round.
“But what is it good for?” they asked.
And God looked at Al Gore and Tim Berners-Lee and they looked back at Her shiftily. So God turned to all the creatures.
“One day,” She proclaimed, “there will be a whole blog that just combines photographs of cats with Magnetic Fields lyrics. That’s what it’s for.”
And all the creatures were silent.
“And that’s it?” said one of the angels, a bit puzzled.
“Well, that and porn,” said Al Gore.
I Don’t Want To Get Over You
I’m not normally this thoughtful.
